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Двама рибари се срещат край реката.
– Как е колега, хвана ли нещо?
– Хванах страхотно парче!
– Къде е? Не виждам нищо!
– Не виждаш, защото нямаш въображение!

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Стоят двама рибари на брега, пият си винце и си говорят, загледани в плувките.
– Миналата седмица си тръгнах оттук с цяла кофа риба, ама по пътя до вкъщи се отбих в три кръчми и рибата свърши.
– Аз пък само преди два дни си тръгнах от тук с един грамаден шаран. Когато се събудих на другата сутрин, гледам – от шарана ни следа, а край леглото ми се търкалят само три празни бутилки вино.

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Риболовец се възхищава от тъкъмите на колегата си:
– Страшни въдици имаш!
– Сигурно е така, щом и рибата бяга от тях…

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– Идваш ли с нас за риба?
– Не го умея това аз…
– Лесно е – наливаш и пие.
– Ахааа… А въдица да взема ли?
– Недей. Ще я изгубиш.